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Or is it the worst wonderful time of the year a time when everything is horrible, when all boys are girls are devils, when man loathes his fellow man and woman, etc, etc., when dogs and cats fight viciously for dominance, when fruit cake is a chunk of disgusting, the time of the year when one crawls into the darkest of corners and prays for death For Ren Cardona it was the latter. Granted, it was the late 1. Cardona was in Mexico, which was a land in an unparalleled Golden Age, all of which likely influenced Santa Claus, also known as Santa Claus vs. Cult Comedy Movies The Cat Returns ' title='Cult Comedy Movies The Cat Returns ' />The Devil, to fall on the happy go lucky side of the spectrum. Or maybe the world really is a candy cane dream in the waning days of the year. Whichever end of the spectrum your feelings on this matter fall into join me for this months walk thru where well see if Santa Claus is naughty or nice. Open Crystal Gold Space Palace. High above the North Pole, way out in space, is Santas crystal and gold Space Palace. Within, Santa cackles madly as he arranges his nativity scene but soon remembers that he has to make presents for good children of the world. He tells the nativity scene as much, and that he mustnt be late, to which it replies, because its NOT REAL. Undisturbed by this psychotic episode, Santa heads straight to his Hammond Organ to play a jaunty Xmas ditty. The organ has a built in video feed to Toyland, Santas sweatshop, erhm toy factory. Despite being the late 1. Santas P. R. team suggested the name Toyland. Toyland tested well, especially considering all the laborers are small children. As Santa mashes away at the keys we watch the equal opportunity enslavement at Toyland. There are children from Africa half naked, bones in hair, banging drumsToylands equal in conscripted service but still very backwards where race is concerned, Spain, China, England, Japan, Orient Arabs, Russia, France whom get special treatment, i. Hey, You Evette and Pierre, Germany, Italy, Caribbean, South America Brazil and Argentina, the only countries in South America, Central America, USA, and finally, Mexico. Hey, isnt Mexico part of Central America SHUT UP Actually, to suggest this is a sweatshop is my cynicism. Actually, the children arent working at all. Toyland is a big room where theyre forced to stay in their ethnic groups and sing traditional songs from their respective homelands. After all the different groups have finished their lamentations, the children bring Santa a devil toy. The doll has fireworks built into its buttocks which, when lit, causes it to spin around. Cut to Hell. In Hell all the devils are interpretive dancers, spinning around wildly like theyve got a bottle rockets jammed in the buttocks. Wow Here I was thinking this was going to be a sugar coated, white washing but this movie really nails Hell. Thankfully, after only a few seconds, Lucifer has had enough and calls an end to this dancing tomfoolery, sending all the demons away in a flash, that is, all but Pitch, his chief demon. Were just a couple weeks shy of the Season 7 premiere of American Horror Story. Information on Cult has been dripping out slowly since filming began, but most of. Last year, Ryan Gosling told GQ that Harrison Ford punched him in the face while filming Blade Runner 2049. According to Ford himself, yup, it happened, its. TIPS. Offers news, comment and features about the British arts scene with sections on books, films, music, theatre, art and architecture. Requires free registration. 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A cackling animatronic Santa Claus gyrates in a store window, outside of which is a throng of people, mostly children, staring in at all the wonderful things they are too poor to afford. Among the unwashed mass are five children of particular interest Good Little Boy, whose daddy is rich but negligent, Lupita, whose mother is poor but loving, and three rude boys, the Bad Brothers, whose parents are Pitch magically produces three rocks from the ground and gives one to each of the Bad Brothers. Without any prompting, and despite the large crowd to witness them, the hooligans throw their rocks through the store window. One hits the animatronic Santa, another slices and hits a Salvation Army bell ringer, the third goes so far off the mark it breaks the Earths atmosphere, rockets to Santas palace, ultimately hitting Santa in the forehead. Cut to Magic Observatory. Santas Magic Observatory houses the specialized spy gear he uses to look and listen in on anyone on Earth the Ear o scope, the Teletalker which knows everything, the Cosmic Telescope, and the Master Eye. First Santa checks on Lupita. Shes wandering around the market with her mother taking in the festivities, dreaming about a dolly of her very own. As luck would have it, one of the vendors is selling dolls, and as she picks one up to hug, squeeze, and love, the vendor is swarmed by customers. Lupita starts to walk away with the doll but before she walks too far off she returns it. Santa is pleased and the narrator remarks, If youre good, somehow youll be rewarded. Ah, theres the sugar sweet reality Cut to Good Little Rich Boys House. Next Santa invades the dream of Good Little Rich Boy with the Dream o scope. Good Little Rich Boy is dreaming of his Xmas presents. Huge gifts so big they dwarf the Xmas tree. Rich people get extravagant presents so naturally Good Little Rich Boys gifts are his PARENTS Awww. Good Little Rich Boy only wants their love, not more things. Youre such a good little Good Little Rich Boy Again, Santa is pleased, though a little sad. He sighs, A dream is a wish that the heart makes. Ugh. The movie is laying on the sweet so bit thick my cavities were hurting. The touchy feels do not last too long, because before Santas helpers could roll their eyes, Santa turns his gaze to Lupita. Cut to Lupitas One Room Shack. Lupita is lying on the bed, shivering. Her family is so poor they dont know how to use the blanket. After watching Lupita twitch uncomfortably for a while, Poor Father finally covers Lupita with his jacket. Pitch appears bedside and blows on the sleeping girl, one hopes to influence her dreams. Although I know this film was made in a simpler time, watching a man in red tights blow on a small girl trying to sleep triggered me something fierce. In her dream Lupita is the center of a nightmare world thick with smoke machine fog and populated with creepy adult sized, dual faced dancing dolls. The dolls swirl around Lupita. If this is Pitchs idea of tempting Lupita to steal a doll its not working. She can hardly see what is happening her head is only slightly above the smoke. If she were able to see what was happening it would scare her off of dolls for good. Cut to Under a Bed. Santa turns his attention to the Bad Brothers. Movies On Blu Ray Dvd Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked there. Theyre speaking so softly he has to employ the Ear o scope, which in the preceding scenes was the Dream o scope, but whatever. They are making nefarious plans which include breaking their neighbors window in order to steal his toys. They could be good and get toys from Santa legitimately, but theres no fun in that. Instead, they decide to write Santa a letter and lie, saying theyve been good so they can get presents. What they dont realize is Santa is snooping on them. Disgusted by what he hears, Santa uses the Cosmic Telescope to amplify his voice so he can tell them that he has heard theyre scheming. Cut to Montage of Children Writing Letters. Good Little Rich Boy is writing a letter to Santa asking for time with Mama and Papa. Another boy wants a little brother although hes sitting at the dinner table with three other boys and two girls. A third boy, in bed in the orphanage, wants a Papa, or maybe a Mama.